Plush Baguette Pillow – A Crusty Touch of Comfort. Finally, a carb you can cuddle without judgment. The Plush Baguette Pillow is the perfect addition to any couch, bed, or bread shrine. Crafted with lifelike detail and zero gluten, this loaf-inspired lumbar support brings bakery-fresh vibes to your home decor.
Features that matter: Realistic Bread Design, Soft, Squishy, Emotional Support Item, Pillow, and Conversation Starter.
An Excellent Gift for the Bread or Baguette Enthusiast or Family Baker!
$26.99
Disclaimer: The Plush Baguette Pillow is not for consumption, despite its alarmingly realistic appearance. While the Baguette Pillow is gluten free, it also contains zero flour, yeast, or nutritional value — just 100% polyester. If consumed consult a doctor immediately.
Warning: DECORATE WITH EXTREME CAUTION. Due to its uncanny bread-like texture and golden-brown crust detail, some users have reported attempts to butter or slice this pillow during moments of snack-based confusion. Studies suggest that prolonged exposure may result in sudden carb cravings, emotional hunger, and unplanned baguette purchases. Studies have also indicated that prolonged exposure may lead to overeating and weight gain. Use responsibly!