Because Life Is Too Short for Unsalted Comfort. Are you emotionally exhausted, spiritually hungry, or just craving a companion who never talks back? Meet the Emotional Support Fries — the ultimate plush-based solution to your very specific (and deliciously irrational) needs.
Features that matter: Infinite Comfort with Zero Calories, Scientifically Engineered (Probably) to Maximize Therapeutic Benefits, Almost Guaranteed to Lower Cortisol Levels, and Aesthetically Pleasing
An Ideal Gift for Anyone Who Just Needs a Little Support!
$16.99
Disclaimer: Emotional Support Fries are not FDA-approved, emotionally intelligent, or capable of even providing emotional support. Caution! Do not store near fast food french fries to avoid accidental consumption. Do not consume under any circumstance. They’re not real potato.
Emotional support results may vary. For real emotional support consider a licensed therapist in your area.