Finally, a footwear solution for people who want to make waves and be a fashion leader. You can be on fashions cutting edge, leading the way with these bold, crustacean-themed slippers that combine high-fashion with beachside energy, offering comfort that claws at convention. Whether you’re padding around the pool, confusing your pets, or just trying to spice up Tuesday mornings, these lobster slippers are a step in right, wetter direction.
Features that matter: Available in 3 colors. Anatomically Accurate Design. Shockingly Comfortable, Absolutely No Seafood Smell (unless your feet smell like seafood).
An Excellent Gift for the Lobsterman in your family or Red Lobster restaurant frequent flyer.
$19.99
Disclaimer: These slippers are not made from real lobsters – DO NOT EAT. They do not swim, snap, or improve crustacean communication. May induce confusion in cats, children, and shellfish-sensitive guests. Do not dip slippers in hot butter.
Warning: Wearing these in public may lead to unsolicited photos, claw-related puns, and envy from people who didn’t commit to cutting edge fashion with claws. Use with confidence.