Emotional Support Fries: The Gift That Says I Care!

Because Life Is Too Short for Unsalted Comfort. Are you emotionally exhausted, spiritually hungry, or just craving a companion who never talks back? Meet the Emotional Support Fries — the ultimate plush-based solution to your very specific (and deliciously irrational) needs. Features that matter: Infinite Comfort with Zero Calories, Scientifically Engineered (Probably) to Maximize Therapeutic […]