Live Ladybugs: The Gift That Keeps on Crawling
Ever wanted to be an Eco-Warrior? With this pack of 1,500 live ladybugs, now you can. Carefully packaged and possibly hand-counted by someone with a magnifying glass and a lot of time on their hands, this swarm of crawling garden warriors is your all-natural pest control solution — or a highly specific prank opportunity. These […]
Ostrichpillow Napping Pillow: Embrace the Cocoon of Productivity
For those who need rest and a strong visual metaphor for withdrawal from society, the Ostrichpillow Original is here to cradle your head and your shut off the universe. Slide it on, cover your eyes, mute your surroundings, and disappear into soft microfiber and committed seclusion. Whether you’re at your desk, on a redeye flight, or […]
The Yodeling Pickle – The Musical Companion
Perfect for the Discerning Yodeling Enthusiast! At last, a product that speaks to the refined tastes of yodeling connoisseurs everywhere. The Yodeling Pickle is not simply a novelty — it is a celebration of vocal tradition, a tribute to the ancient Alpine art form, now conveniently delivered in pickle format. Features that matter: Authentic Swiss-Inspired Tonal […]