For those who need rest and a strong visual metaphor for withdrawal from society, the Ostrichpillow Original is here to cradle your head and your shut off the universe. Slide it on, cover your eyes, mute your surroundings, and disappear into soft microfiber and committed seclusion. Whether you’re at your desk, on a redeye flight, or just emotionally unavailable for a while, this wearable nap pod says what you can’t: “Please leave me alone, I’m hibernating.”
Features that matter: 360° Head Cocoon, Light and Sound Blocking, Microbead Filling and a complete Social Defense Mechanism and pairs well with burnout and long layovers.
An Excellent Gift for the Intrepid Traveler, Family Member with Narcolepsy or just someone looking for a ‘Cone of Silence’ to center their thoughts.
$99.00
Disclaimer: The Ostrichpillow is not responsible for missed deadlines, existential revelations, or office nicknames like “the pod man.” While it promotes napping, it does not promise enlightenment or career advancement.
Warning: Possible danger of suffocation. Definite danger to hairstyles. User should apply caution and consider all factors before use. Not suitable for claustrophobes, people sensitive to others staring or overachievers, or those who still think napping is “unprofessional.”
